Horrible Rap x Carmelo Anthony x Etch-a-sketch

Christmas came early for me in the form of a video which combines my loves of NBA basketball, line drawings and horrible rap.

Happy Hanukkah, Asshole

WORST PLOT TWIST OF THE YEAR...

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS ALL OF THE MONEY

Mega swagger-points on this heist. Staying in character during the robbery is pretty gangster; -well played sir...

TRICKERATION

Hey, who wants to play for the Washington Redskins? Besides having the most racist name in sports, they also have a head coach who got stripped of his play-calling duties and apparently a stoned pizza delivery guy is now calling the plays... What the fuck is this?? Look at this fucking play. Also keep in mind that they dialed up that exact same play moments before, and the Giants called time-out make adjustments.

Iranian Breakdancing in 1991

Beard Cage

Erdjan

OK I haven't posted here in a while but not because I don't love you - gonna try and share all my clips in my 'share these with the internet' file before the first of the year. Here is the first and weakest / creepiest:

Apocalypse POW!!! (Black Dynamite Style)

Best Scene Ever???

MAURY CHRISTMAS

T-Shirt of the Year 2009

WELL SAID...

Utah Senator speaks out on not wanting gay rights "stuffed down his throat all the time". Hmm....He might want to study up on the term "No Homo".

R.I.P. CHRIS HENRY

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: 'THIS IS ANGOON'

Wherever Angoon is, I'm not in any big hurry to go there.(Good looking out Anonymous)

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!

An oldie but goodie!

THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

We, didn't elect him. Fuck; the Connecticut Democratic primary voters didn't even elect him. Nevertheless, Joe Lieberman is essentially running the country. Hey Obama, way to bow down to corporate interests and the biggest traitor to the (small 'D') democratic process as personified in Joe Lieberman. It is clear that Obama never wanted the public option in the first place, in spite of all of his campaign bullshit. Hope? Change?? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Democracy is/ has been dead for years. R.I.P. democracyReal Talker Howard Dean:

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY

NO HOMO

CAN I INTEREST ANYONE IN FIGHTING BJ PENN?

Seriously, who's left to fight this guy at 155? And why would anyone want to get their face turned into a blood sprinkler on live television? BJ Penn is a bad motherfucker. I dont care what anyone says, a focused BJ Penn could beat an (ungreased) Georges St. Pierre if that fight were to ever happen again. It should happen; if for no other reason than there probably arent that many 155-pounders left who are worthy of stepping in the ring with BJ to get their faces punched apart. Dude made Joe Stevenson literally cry after punching about 3 gallons of blood out of his face. -DisgustingBJ kicked a gaping vagina into dude's forehead, -and yes, it was that time of the month. I'm calling it now, I'm going as post-fight Diego Sanchez for Halloween next year, so get off my shit!
Cry now, blood transfusion later

LOA'S TIGER WOODS P.R. MAKEOVER PROPOSAL

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You know what Tiger? -If I was your P.R. person right now, I'd tell you "Fuck everybody who's trying to hate on you for this preDICKa-ment you've managed to fuck your way into". The way I see it, if you're a black man who's made a goddamn billion dollars from professional golf, you can pretty much do whatever-the-fuck you want. Anybody who's got a problem with it can basically suck your balls (no/ maybe yes homo). Rather than eventually coming out of hiding with your tail between your legs, going on Oprah apologising like a little bitch, my advice would be to do the exact opposite. -Flip the script and pull a "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan on them. Come back all bad-boyed out. Smoke weed on the course, listen to Dipset, get all tatted up; -basically dont give a FUCK. Think about the publicity you (we) could generate with this simple image makeover! You could be all "Oh whatup Scarlett Johansson, whatup Rosa Acosta; after I whoop these white boys' asses in the Masters' tournament, why don't you slide by the Days Inn room 213 and lemme show you the real reason they call me Tiger WOODs." Real Talk, holler atcha boy Snickerdoodles, i'll help you get this shit sorted out. I tried hitting you on the Blackberry earlier but it kept going to voicemail. I'm guessing maybe your phone's broke from getting that shit smashed across your grill by Elin.

FINANCIAL PLANNING WITH LIL' BOOSIE

This is one of those feelgood stories that makes everybody tingle with Holiday cheer! Recession? -What recession?

SKATE OR/ AND DIE

(Good looking out Josh Lazcano)

B.J. PENN

Good Luck BJ tomorrow vs Diego Sanchez

BJ Penn x Frost Tee from RVCA on Vimeo.

LOA JAMZ!: SHAMWOW REMIXED

The Old Gay Porn TV Stain Trick

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