LORDS OF APATHY

March 26, 2012

Party of the Year!

Fellas, wear your sexiest hoodies! Ladies, take yours off! RIP or whatever...

2 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I'm sure Travon's parents are really honored that their son's image was used to promote a lingeree party at club Bentley... Very classy. On a separate note, LOA is hosting the all-you-can-eat seafood brunch special at club Fantasies in honor of those who died on Sept. 11 2001. There will be half-off lap dances before 6:00, and $50 off on fully nude dances in the VIP room if you mention the code words: "Rudy Giuliani, America's mayor" before 10:00.

Crush Kill Destroy said...

Damn. That's directly conflicting with The Hater's Natalee Holloway-themed Ciroc Vodka Flavor Premiere Event of "Strawberry Coconut" at Foxy B's Chocolate Cabaret. We got free topless karaoke lazer tag and $2 You-call-it's all night long. 1/2 off entry to Dutch Nationals. Blond girls get in free. Fuck. We gotta communicate, yo.