Somebody get Stephen King on the phone. Not only do I think somebody's selling his product to the local sperm bank, but I also think I've got an idea for a new book. It's called 'Fucked-up Baby Werewolves©'
His parents claim that this is a baby, but I swear that this dude tried to sell me a Ford Tempo at a used car dealership a few years ago. -Except he was adult size then.
I can just look at this kid's face and know that he's gonna grow up to be a major asshole.