LORDS OF APATHY

April 11, 2012

'PURITY BALLS©'

Just when you thought Christianity couldn't be any more putrid... -Check out what these wierdo nutbags are up to:


And for those of you who haven't been following me on Twitter, I'm officially putting Christianity on notice; I've registered the term "Purity Balls©" with the international patent bureau for my new line of male scrotum hygene products that will be released in early 2013. In other words, the term "Purity Balls©" is now my intellectual property, so if you guys wanna keep having your creepy little daddy-daughter prom dances, call it something else or I'll see yall motherfuckers in court!

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